STEPHEN LYNCH – Gay Lyrics

Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey’s gone to my head

But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You’d be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I’m not gay
So get your hand out of my pants

It’s not that I dont care – I do
I just don’t see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I’d be right behind you, if you know what I mean

‘Cause if I were gay
I would give you my soul
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I’m not gay
So won’t you stop cupping my … hand

We’ve never hugged
We’ve never kissed
I’ve never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers