SMOSH – Teleporting Fat Guy Lyrics

Well, I’m the…

Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!

I get back from time,
I got my power glove,
Burt Renolds stole it from me,
Got it back,
Teleporting fat guy,
He’s teleporting,
And he’s so damn fat,
Yeah, I am,
Teleporting fat guy

Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!

Punch Burt Renolds right in the face,
Made him look like such a disgrace,
[Ian:] (There’s another bus stop down the street)
Cause I’m the teleporting,
Teleporting fat guy,
Punch you in the back guy,
I’m from outer space,
Teleporting fat guy,
Teleporting fat guy

Teleporting fat guy,
With a cool mustache